"i don’t feel like i m in the right world, the right time the right place. there’s somewhere else i’m supposed to be at at the moment. something else i’m supposed to be doing. but i can’t seem to grasp what that thing is."

@42 seconds ago with 4161 notes
psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)
@10 hours ago with 747 notes

angharadismyhero:

iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou:

Omg today when I woke up I was so confused that I couldn’t remember my first language and I panicked and literally screamed ‘But I dont even know how to speak french’ in english.

I’m german.

I am oddly glad that this can happen.

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@10 hours ago with 177987 notes

weepingangel221b:

musicalflashinglights:

queerpunkhamlet:

overlypolitebisexual:

as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens

you signed up to have a child, the child did not sign up to have you as a parent

keep this in mind. do not expect your children to immediately give you back all the things you give them. they are children. love them. cherish them. treat them well.

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well done supernatural fandom, well done

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@10 hours ago with 236299 notes

godshideouscreation:

thisisnicolai:

"Fuck yo ambitions"

this is honestly the best post and so like dogs its not even funny

(Source: ThisisNicolai, via petrichorandrose)

@11 hours ago with 153189 notes
harrypotterconfessions:

hogwartsmemoir:

-the mugclub (you know, the club for kids who love all things muggle?), well they started this thing with shoes…

MUGCLUB 

harrypotterconfessions:

hogwartsmemoir:

-the mugclub (you know, the club for kids who love all things muggle?), well they started this thing with shoes…

MUGCLUB 

@51 seconds ago with 80 notes

reallyreallyreallytrying:

grandad built this house with his bare hands, kids. most people use bricks but not grandad. he thought hands were bricks.

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@10 hours ago with 7644 notes

gallifreyanprincess:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

YES

BEING HYDRATED LEADS TO BETTER BRAIN FUNCTION, BETTER DIGESTIVE FUNCTION WHICH CAN MEAN WEIGHT LOSS, PRETTIER SKIN, FEWER HEADACHES, MORE ENERGY, LESSENS CRAMPS, AND IT HELPS YOUR KIDNEYS CLEAN YOUR BLOOD WHICH MEANS YOU FEEL BETTER OVERALL

SO PEE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO MY FRIEND

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@10 hours ago with 30769 notes

quixon:

thebigblackwolfe:

frantzfandom:

girilla-warfare:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

FUCK

Oh fuck you.

Smart people jokes be like

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@11 hours ago with 115963 notes

darthgroudon:

Look, it’s twenty feet up in the air, and it’s in the middle of the most heavily guarded part of the prison. It’s impossible to get up there without being seen.

I love how Drax just walks up and looks around like, “Is anybody else seeing this shit?”

(Source: hawkerly, via bucky--soldier)

@11 hours ago with 35759 notes