Hey there, name is Chloe. I'm seventeen years old. I live in a dead town in New Jersey. I am involved in my school's theater whether it be on stage or backstage.
Being a Whovian, Drama Geek, Sherlockian/Holmie, and wannabe wise guy; you will start to see a pattern in my randomness.
Omg today when I woke up I was so confused that I couldn’t remember my first language and I panicked and literally screamed ‘But I dont even know how to speak french’ in english.
I am oddly glad that this can happen.
(via clearrios)@10 hours ago with 177987 notes
as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens
you signed up to have a child, the child did not sign up to have you as a parent
keep this in mind. do not expect your children to immediately give you back all the things you give them. they are children. love them. cherish them. treat them well.
well done supernatural fandom, well done
(via clearrios)@10 hours ago with 236299 notes
grandad built this house with his bare hands, kids. most people use bricks but not grandad. he thought hands were bricks.
(via clearrios)@10 hours ago with 7644 notes
IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?
BEING HYDRATED LEADS TO BETTER BRAIN FUNCTION, BETTER DIGESTIVE FUNCTION WHICH CAN MEAN WEIGHT LOSS, PRETTIER SKIN, FEWER HEADACHES, MORE ENERGY, LESSENS CRAMPS, AND IT HELPS YOUR KIDNEYS CLEAN YOUR BLOOD WHICH MEANS YOU FEEL BETTER OVERALL
SO PEE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO MY FRIEND
(via clearrios)@10 hours ago with 30769 notes
how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber
ask them to pronounce “unionized”
Holy fuck thats clever
It took me 5 minutes to get this
Oh fuck you.
Smart people jokes be like
(via clearrios)@11 hours ago with 115963 notes