Kelso: Hello, White House?! Yeah, I have a couple of questions...
Kelso: Yes, uh, how well is the president protected?
Kelso: Well, uhhh, because somebody wants to hurt the president, that's why!
Kelso: You're damn right it's a threat! It's a terrible threat on the president's life!
Kelso: What? Where am I right now? I'm at Red Foreman's house in Point Pla-
Fez, Hyde, Eric: NO!
Hyde: You idiot!
