Hey there, name is Chloe. I'm seventeen years old. I live in a dead town in New Jersey. I am involved in my school's theater whether it be on stage or backstage.
Being a Whovian, Drama Geek, Sherlockian/Holmie, and wannabe wise guy; you will start to see a pattern in my randomness.
Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel
jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel
(via iou-a-fall-ponds)@7 hours ago with 187810 notes
do me a favour. if a person wearing a long sleeved shirt or a sweatshirt and jeans on a hot day, don’t comment on it. don’t ask why they’re wearing it. don’t say anything at about it.
trust me, they know it’s hot, they know. but their reason for wearing what they’re wearing probably far outweighs the temperature outside.
this is so god damn important
(via chloeswonderland)@7 hours ago with 146799 notes
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a story from my dad the lawyer
when my dad was in his mid 20s and just starting out as a lawyer he had a client who was accused of being a pimp…the client asked him what he should wear to court and my dad says “just normal business clothes”
the man showed up in a lavender suit, alligator shoes, and an old school fedora with a feather in it
the jury convicted him in ten minutes